Dilbert in new flavor

New design and features @ www.dilbert.com

Read more about it: Dilbert.com relaunches with Web 2.0 flavor.
They have added comic strips as flash content. But I liked the old format..more simple. And now all comics are colored too.

An IITian’s super power strikes again in new comic strip.

Super powers of Asok (Used till now):

Guided reincarnation
Advance shape shifting
Telekinetic powers (used to cause remote explosions, just by thinking)

Please add ..if i misssed some. (for reference of above mentioned powers see my collection)

Read My collection of strips featuring IITs and Linux

April 22, 2008 | Filed Under humor | Leave a Comment

dot com bubble…Again ?

Richter Scale : Here Comes Another Bubble

December 6, 2007 | Filed Under humor, music, web2.0 | 1 Comment

Trapped in infinite loop

Found this at Wellington Grey
(via Boing Boing)

Also see : Cats not that funny A true expression of my feeling

Double century of posts : A comic break

I found this Best of Blaugh through webyantra. So enjoy…

Here are the other webcomics that i love:

My collection of dilbert comics: Dilbert, IIT and Linux
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Damned funny Unix humor

April 24, 2007 | Filed Under blog, humor, listing, web | Leave a Comment

The Dilbert Principle

Did you know about Dilbert Principle..

The Dilbert Principle refers to a 1990s satirical observation stating that companies tend to systematically promote their least-competent employees to management, in order to limit the amount of damage that they’re capable of doing.

Now i understand it all ..

The Dilbert Principle is a takeoff on the Peter Principle. The Peter Principle addresses the practice of hierarchical organizations (such as corporations and government agencies) to use promotions as a way to reward employees who demonstrate competence in their current position.

what do you think ??
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Dilbert, IITs & Linux

February 14, 2007 | Filed Under humor, offbeat | Leave a Comment

Great Amul Ads !

Best of Amul Ads
These ads are simply great and hilarious and are related the current events. Too good.

Amul is an Indian Milk products company.

Also at Amul Ads

November 1, 2006 | Filed Under humor, image | 2 Comments

Dilbert & Linux

Also Check : Dilbert & IITs

October 4, 2006 | Filed Under humor, image, linux | Leave a Comment

Damned funny Unix humor

Source : Boing Boing
Originally at http://xkcd.com/c149.html

September 4, 2006 | Filed Under humor, image, linux | 1 Comment

CARTOON LAWS OF PHYSICS

Cartoon Law I: Any body suspended in space will remain in space
until made aware of its situation.

Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland.
He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances
to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet
per second [squared] takes over.
Cartoon Law II: Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion
until solid matter intervenes suddenly.
Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon
characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone
pole or an outsized boulder retards their forward motion absolutely.
Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden termination of motion the
stooge’s surcease.
Cartoon Law III: Any body passing through matter will leave a
perforation conforming to its perimeter.
Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the
specialty of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of
reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit
directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-
perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes
this reaction.
Cartoon Law IV: The time required for an object to fall twenty
stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever
knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt
to capture it unbroken.
Such an object is inevitable priceless, the attempt to catch it
inevitably unsuccessful.

January 16, 2006 | Filed Under humor | Leave a Comment

Hindi Songs & Programming Constructs

The Hindi Song Lovers Guide to Programming in FORTRAN 90
ISBN … 12340-007

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10 The IF GO TO statement

Koi jab tumhara hriday toRde
TaRapta hua jab koi chhoRde
Tab tum mere paas aana priyay
Mera dar khula hai, khula hi rahega
Tumhare lie, koi jab tumhara…………………………..(Mukesh)

20 The DO loop

Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha
Mujhe tumse pyaar tha
Aaj bhi hai, aur kal bhi rahega
Sadion se tujhse milne, jiya beqarar tha
Jiya beqarar tha
Aaj bhi hai, aur kal bhi rahega…………………………(Rafi/Lata)

The IF THEN ELSE statement
(in 2 songs for the novice)

30 IF THEN

Tum agar saath dene ka waada karo
Main yunhi mast naGHme luta-ta rahun
Tum mujhe dekhkar muskurati raho
Main tumhe dekhkar geet gaata rahun
Tum agar saath dene ka……………………………………(Kapoor)

40 ELSE

Tu na mili to hum jogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to
Tu na mili to hum jogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to han
Saari umariya ko rogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to
Tu na mili to hum jogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to…………….(KK)

The IF THEN ELSE statement
(in 1 song for the advanced user)

50 IF THEN

Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin

ELSE

Magar kisi aur ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi…………………….(Mukesh)

60 The CALL statement

Aaaja, aaja, aaaja, aaaaaaja
Tujhko pukare mera pyaar, hoe
Tujhko pukare mera pyaar
Aaja, main to miTa hun tere pyaar me
Tujhko pukare mera pyaar
Tujhko pukare mera pyaar…………………………………..(Rafi)

70 The WHILE DO Statement

Jab tak rahe tan me jiya
Waada raha O saathia
Hum tumhare lie, tum humare lie
Ho, hum tumhare lie, tum humare lie
Jab tak rahe tan me jiya……………………………………(Asha)

The Mukesh fan corollary: For every IMAGINABLE situation, there
exists at least one REAL Mukesh song which can be sung in your
REAL world.

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The return statement

aa laut ke aaja mere meet
tujhe mere geet bulaate hain
mera soona padare sangeet
tujhe mere geet bulaate hain…

aa ab laut chale, nain bichhaye,
bahen basaye,
tujhko pukaare, desh tera…

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Procedure call

aaja re ab mera dil pukaara
ro ro ke gham bhi haara
badnaam na ho pyar mera, aaja re…

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free() /* delete useless memory */

bhooli hui yaadon mujhe itna na sataao
ab chain se rehne do, mere paas na aao…

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realloc() /* reallocate pre-used memory! */

aaya hai mujhe phir yaad wo zaalim
gujra zamaanaa bachpan ka
hai re akeyle chhod ke jaana…

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Interrupt sub-routine

o jaane wale ho sake to laut ke aana
ye ghaat, tu ye baat kabhi bhool na jana
o jaane wale ho sake to laut ke aana…

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function prototype declaration, as in:
chalna *chhaliya (character hindu, muslim, sikh, isahi)

chhaliya mera naam, chalna mera kaam
hindu, muslim, sikh, isahi sab ko mera salaam…

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exit(), suspend

Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa
main to raahi tere manzil kaa
nazron mein teri main buraa sahi
aadmi buraa nahin main dil kaa…

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for(;;), the infinite loop

hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke
gaate rahe hain, gaate rahenge
hum tum…

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[remote login:] tumse kuchh kehna hai,
gar tum kuch kehne do
[Permission granted:] aji bole binaa hum jaane,
rahne do ji rahne do
[Connection established] tumse kuchh kehna hai,
gar tum kuch kehne do…

————————————————-
getchar() /* get character */

ye to kaho, kaun ho tum, kaun ho tum ?
mujhe poochhe bina dil mein aane lage
meethi nazaron se bijli giraane lage
ye to kaho, kaun ho tum, kaun ho tum…

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volatile variable

main raahi bhatakne waala hoon
koi kya jaane matwaalaa hoon…

extern variable

mera joota hai jaapaani
ye patloon inglistaani
sar pe laal topi rusi
phir bhi dil hai hindustaani…

static/local variable

Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan
iske siwa jaana kahan
jee chaahe jab humko aawaaz do
hum hain wahin, hum the jahaan…

complex variable

jaaon kahaan bataa ae dil
duniya badi hai sangdil
chaandni aayi ghar jalaane
soojhe na koi manzil…

November 15, 2005 | Filed Under humor, programming | Leave a Comment